Sunday, February 22, 2009

Don't read of you get grossed out =)

So I bet your reading this anyway though right? Sooooooo I was having so much stomach pain on Thursday that I called my mother-in-law crying saying we need to fix me. When I was diagnosed with R.A (took almost a year to have the dr.'s tell me that) Scott's family all said I didn't. My sister-in-law Carolyn was really helpful, she would look stuff up and text me and tell me I just don't think that that's what you have, it doesn't make sense she would say. Then my father-in-law and mother-in-law were just so convinced that I didn't have it. So when I called her crying she was inspired to take me to one of her friend's who is a clinical dietitian and also tests all your meridians and so very knowledgeable (or as Carolyn would call it "voodoo"). So in desperate pain and desire Kendy and I went to go see her. Kendy said a prayer before we went up to the door and then we got down to business. I told her my story exactly how I told all 4 dr.'s It start with "When I came back from Mexico I had pain in my left finger.........blah blah blah....my husband got so sick the second to last day he was just puking his brains out....." She tested my meridians and at no surprise all my meridians were in the "RED" zone which means my whole body is majorly inflamed and swollen. So after all the diagnosing....yes this is the gross part....I have 3 different types of parasites in me which have procreated and made a nice home for all their families in my body. They are like ameba's, the single cell bacteria ones...not like the insect type. So I have stopped my R.A medicine (which was small dose of chemotherapy in a pill) and now I am on 8 vitamins which gives me a total of 27 pills I take a day, but they will help me get the gross critters out of me!

I am instructed to take 2 1/4 cups of pumpkin seeds a day. They knock them out, so if anyone thinks about traveling to another country, take pumpkin seeds or pumpkin oil. =)

Now I bet you think "Well what does your husband think." Lets just say every time I go to the bathroom he has a smart comment to make. He also tells me every time I have stomach pain he tells me "well stop ticking the parasites off" So there is a lot of love and comedy in our house hold =) lol

7 comments:

Sundbergs said...

I hope this all helps you poor thing. That has got to be miserable.

Melanie said...

Oh my goodness!! How...ummm...interesting!! hahah! Kendy to the rescue!! Hang in there! Glad you know what is really happening with you!

Justin & Amber said...

You know when I first read that you thought you had RA I didnt think it could be right either...and how odd that nothing came up in blood tests (assuming you had them done). Im really glad though that you found out what could really actually be your pain. It was good to see you today!

Palmyra said...

Hmm, I told you not to drink the water!! Just kidding, well at least you know what you have now. My youngest sister Kimi had amebas as a child. Drs had to cleanse her system and all. Yeah not fun.

Candi Ree' said...

I am so sorry to hear that you have to take so many pills now...this has been going on for a while now. You are in my thoughts and prayers often!

Hopefully those little buggers will evacuate the premises very Soon!

Hey what’s your address? I need it for my guest list?

Anonymous said...

Finally, Some answers!!! I haven't heard from you since you found out about the bugs. I miss you!

I'm grateful that this illness is temporary--not one you have to endure all of your life!

So, my book does you no good after all... You're going to have to tell me what I can do for you now, because I'm out of ideas.

I'm praying for you!
-Jessica

Mandibulus said...

So that's it? No RA for you? I am so happy for you, although I bet it's pretty awful having parasites.